Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a morally flexible heart collector in a quirky underworld where clients trade body parts for favors, wealth, or secrets. In this satirical and engaging text-based game, you navigate a maze of eccentric characters, each with their own agenda and funny backstories. Gather hearts from a variety of sources—some willing, some not—while avoiding the scrutiny of the Heartkeeper, a bumbling enforcer who takes his job far too seriously. Your choices shape the outcome, as you balance your pragmatism between ethics and opportunity. Will you craft the perfect collection or let your dark humor lead you astray?