Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I guess it’s not my heart, but think of the cardio!

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In a dystopian world where hearts can be stolen, traded, or misplaced, players take on the role of a heartless protagonist who has just discovered a heart that doesn’t belong to them. To avoid the wrath of the heart's owner, they must navigate a bizarre underworld filled with eccentric characters—think shady heart dealers, overly emotional exes, and a quirky team of heart thieves who all have their own agendas. Engage in witty banter, make moral choices, and participate in ridiculous scenarios as you aim to return the heart before it's too late, forming strange alliances and enemy rivalries along the way.