Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If these hearts could talk, they'd probably ask for a refund!

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In a quirky, twisted world where people's hearts are literally up for grabs, you play as a disillusioned heart thief named Jax. The game opens in a bustling underground market where hearts of varying shapes, sizes, and 'emotional flavors' are sold like exotic fruits. Your task? Navigate through a web of rival thieves, eccentric dealers, and misfortunate victims to steal the heart of the one person who can change your life forever – your ex's new partner. Engage in choice-driven dialogues, absurd mini-games like 'Guess That Heart,' and moral dilemmas that lead to multiple branching paths. What will you choose: redeem your past, steal the perfect heart, or embrace the absurdity of this chaotic market?