Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where emotions are traded like commodities, you play as a heart-harvesting con artist in a bustling retro-futuristic city. Using charm and wit, you must navigate through a series of absurd scenarios where you steal hearts (both physical and emotional) from unsuspecting citizens. Each choice you make leads you down an unpredictable path, affecting your own heart in the process. Can you manage to gather enough 'hearts' to claim the title of ‘Heart King/Queen’ before your own heart blinks out of existence amidst a chaotic love war? Expect hilariously dramatic encounters, quirk-filled characters, and the occasional existential crisis!