Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In the underbelly of a quirky city where literal and metaphorical heart-swapping is a regular occurrence, you are a struggling heart-thief with a knack for dramatic flair. After stealing hearts from various eccentric characters—including a pompous aristocrat, a lovelorn poet, and a cynical tattoo artist—you accidentally mix them up. Now, you must navigate a series of hilariously chaotic situations to return the hearts to their rightful owners before a city-wide mortal heart malfunction triggers an all-out panic. Along the way, you'll delve into the characters' bizarre lives and uncover hidden truths about love, betrayal, and what it really means to have heart!