Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are exchanged like currency, you play as Sam, a sardonic heartbroker. Your mission is to navigate high-stakes diplomacy among rival factions, each with their own agendas and emotions. Throughout this trek, you must choose which hearts to negotiate with, all while dealing with your own misfit crew of heart thieves, emotional con artists, and a pesky ex-lover who's always trying to reclaim your heart (figuratively and literally). Each choice shapes the story, highlighting the absurdity of love, betrayal, and the lengths people will go to claim someone's heart — sometimes literally! The player's decisions will lead to multiple endings, each more ridiculous than the last. Get ready to laugh, cry, and possibly win a heart war!