Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In a bizarre twist of fate, you wake up in a surreal marketplace where hearts are not just metaphorical—but literal commodities. Rule over your own heart or steal the hearts of others in a satirical game filled with unexpected choices, quirky NPCs, and darkly humorous storylines. As you navigate through twisted relationships, relentless suitors, and hilariously absurd challenges, every decision reshapes your destiny and the relationships around you. Will you find love, build alliances, or become a heartless tyrant? The choice is yours, but beware of heart thieves lurking around every corner!