Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are literal and dealings with emotions are handled by swapping, your character is a charismatic yet morally ambiguous Heart Broker. As you navigate a bustling marketplace of feelings, you must make deals and trade hearts with clients who have all sorts of peculiar emotional baggage. Each client presents a unique challenge, requiring you to decide whose heart you should keep, trade, or even throw away. The consequences of your choices ripple throughout the entire heart market, leading to hilariously unexpected outcomes and dramatic twists in relationships. Can you maintain your reputation while dealing with the absurdity of human emotions?