Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Hearts are like socks; pick the wrong one, and you're left with a hole!

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In a twisted city where hearts have become commodities, you play as a rogue 'Heart Broker' who navigates a surreal underworld of intrigue and deception. Every decision you make influences the balance of power among factions vying for control over the rarest hearts—those crafted from human emotions. But there’s a catch: each heart you claim also comes with the feelings of its previous owner, leading to hilarious and chaotic results. Can you broker peace between emotional factions, or will you end up as just another puppet in this gruesome game? Your choices will either lead you to personal salvation or into the maw of madness.