Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I couldn't care less, I'd be nothing. But hey, at least I've got options!

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In a bizarre and satirical universe where consciousness is a commodity, players take on the role of an ethically questionable heart collector. Your mission? To gather the hearts of distinctive characters from different realms — each with their own quirky traits and absurd pasts. As you navigate through paradoxical challenges and wacky dialogue trees, you'll decide which heart will grant you power and influence while uncovering the absurd power dynamics that govern this peculiar society. Your choices determine not just your fate, but the very emotional landscape of the world around you. Will you opt for the heart of a lovesick bard, a jaded war hero, or perhaps the shattered remnants of a villain's heart? Each heart comes with its own set of comedic dilemmas and satirical twists, subverting traditional narrative expectations.