Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a twisted, satirical world where emotions are currency, you play as a cynical heart-transplant doctor, Dr. Malachi Beats. You find yourself in a lengthy ethical dilemma when a mysterious entity forces you to choose between saving patients based on their emotional value. Each heart has a quirky backstory: from a heart once belonging to a failed magician who can never tell a joke right to one from an overly sentimental poet who writes love letters to inanimate objects. As you navigate through wacky scenarios, blackmail, and absurd characters, your decisions will alter the flow of the narrative, leading to unexpected endings that poke fun at the human experience. Can you heal hearts and maintain your sanity, or will the absurdity of it all leave you heartless?