Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but I’m staying for the melodrama—and maybe a free side of existential crisis!

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Step into the shoes of a hapless heart collector in a quirky, whimsical world where love is currency and broken hearts are treasures. With each choice you make, you'll navigate a series of absurd and absurdly dramatic scenarios while collecting or losing hearts from various eccentric characters—a cynical poet, a lovesick ghost, and an existentialist cat, to name a few. Your goal? To curate a heart collection that can buy you passage through the realms of broken relationships and emotional chaos, all while questioning the true value of love in a society that has commodified it to ridiculous extremes.