Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Find your heart's true value or become another heartless statistic!

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In a dystopian future where hearts are traded like currency, you play as a down-on-their-luck 'Heart Broker' navigating the chaotic underground black market of emotions. Your goal is to help clients assess the sentimental value of their hearts in a hilarious and dramatic manner, while also dealing with eccentric characters like a jaded ex-psychologist, a conspiracy theorist who believes hearts are sentient, and a heartless con artist. Decisions you make could lead to either hilarious or catastrophic outcomes as you juggle bizarre requests and surreal interactions, all while attempting to recover your own stolen heart. Expect twists, absurdity, and an exploration of love and loss in the most unorthodox way possible!