Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If my heart's in your hands, I hope you've got good insurance!

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Set in a bizarre alternate reality where emotions and hearts are literal commodities, players take on the role of a quirky heart merchant who must navigate the absurd world of Heartopolis. With a dysfunctional cast of characters, including a melodramatic emotion collector, a heartbroken love guru, and a conspiratorial rival heart dealer, players will engage in witty dialogue, make choices that affect their relationships, and participate in ridiculous side quests. The ultimate goal? To uncover the truth behind a mysterious heart heist and restore emotional balance while collecting a variety of hearts to power their own emotional eccentricities.