Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a bizarre world where hearts can be traded like commodities, you play as a witty, cynical heart merchant who has recently acquired a particularly spicy heart that seems to come with its own quirks and mysteries. Your goal is to navigate through absurd encounters with other heart traders, eccentric buyers, and possessive ex-lovers to uncover the heart's true origin and win the ultimate prize: eternal love—or at least, a solid rent-free apartment. Choices you make and characters you interact with will lead to bizarre consequences, all while dealing with situations that grip your heart with laughter and tension. Can you survive the heart-stopping decisions and find out who really owns this heart?