Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

If my heart was a commodity, I'd charge extra for the drama!

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You wake up to find yourself in a bizarre universe where souls are literal commodities, traded and sold like groceries in a freaky bazaar. Players assume the role of an outlandishly witty character who must navigate this chaotic marketplace to recover their heart after a soul merchant mistakenly sold it. Team up with an eclectic cast of quirky characters, from a sarcastic fortune teller to a brooding poet with a flair for the melodramatic, as you embark on a madcap journey filled with outrageous encounters, absurd puzzles, and unexpected moral choices. Uncover the shady operations behind the heart-selling business, all while maintaining your snarky sense of humor and staying one step ahead of the soul collectors eager to claim your essence for themselves.