Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the heart, but I stayed for the punchlines!

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Step into the shoes of Eddie, a socially awkward and sarcastic heart thief living in a bizarre metropolis where hearts can be literally stolen, traded, or rented! In this twisted narrative, you navigate through quirky districts each ruled by eccentric heart sellers and collectors, with loyalties that change faster than the beat of a drum. Your mission is to reclaim your own heart before the infamous Heart Broker auction takes place, all while juggling absurd side quests, comedic dialogues, and the potential for unexpected romance with fellow heart buyers. Choose wisely as each decision you make will echo in your epic narrative, leading to one of several outrageous endings.