Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are literal, and the soul is a tradeable commodity, you play as Pip, a witty heart-thief who accidentally ends up with the powerful heart of an ancient war god. As factions rise to reclaim the heart and unleash chaos, you must navigate through clever dialogues, morally ambiguous choices, and outrageous quests while keeping your own heart intact. Engage in absurd scenarios where each decision impacts the world around you, and your ultimate goal is both to return the heart and discover who should genuinely possess it before time runs out.