Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In a world where people's hearts can be bought, sold, and even stolen, you wake up one morning to find your heart missing! As a snarky heart-thief, you must embark on a ridiculous quest through a vibrant city filled with eccentric characters, bizarre establishments, and morally questionable choices. Navigate through underground heart markets, deal with overzealous matchmaking services, and confront the absurdity of modern love. Your decisions will determine not only the fate of your own heart but the pulse of the city itself. Will you reclaim your heart or trade it for something even more absurd?