Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical world where hearts are actual currency, you are a heart merchant with a twisted sense of humor, navigating the absurdities of love, betrayal, and the occasional zombie uprising. Players must engage in quirky dialogues, make morally dubious choices, and barter with hearts, each holding the emotions and secrets of their previous owners. Will you empower the love-struck or profit from the jilted? Every decision shapes the narrative in bizarre ways, leading to unexpected outcomes and characters that keep you guessing. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions wrapped in a hilariously dark comedic package!