Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If hearts were a game, I’d be the dealer—just hope I don’t run out!

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In a quirky world where hearts are commodities, players take on the role of a lowly heart dealer in a bustling black market. Your aim is to navigate the absurdities of life, forming alliances with eccentric characters—each with bizarre requests for the perfect heart to suit their whims. From the melodramatic lover seeking the ‘Heart of a Poet’ to the gluttonous king who wants the ‘Heart of a Warrior’, every transaction is steeped in dark humor and unexpected twists. Players must juggle social interactions, negotiate prices, and fulfill outrageous hearts' desires while managing their own ever-declining heart stress—a metaphorical countdown to knowing when they’ve sold out too far. Choose your words wisely, as your dialogues can either strengthen relationships or create wild rivalries in this offbeat adventure filled with laughter and moral dilemmas.