Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, players explore the grim and absurd world of a quirky life support unit, where the hearts of patients are mysteriously swapped among the living and the dead. As the sarcastic and irreverent protagonist, you've gained the strange ability to communicate with these swapped hearts, each with their own personalities and grievances. Navigate through a web of witty exchanges, heartwarming moments, and ridiculous quests, uncovering the truth behind the heart-swapping epidemic while dodging the chaotic bureaucracy of a dysfunctional medical facility. Will you find a way to reunite each heart with its rightful owner, or will you create unspeakable comedic chaos?