Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who needs a heart when you can steal one—all in the name of love!

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Set in a surreal, whimsical world where hearts are literally up for grabs, players assume the role of a charming yet morally ambiguous Heartbroker. Your job? To negotiate and trade the hearts of whimsical characters ranging from a melancholy poet to a flamboyant jester. As you navigate through absurd dialogues and make life-altering deals, you must uncover the chaotic backstory of each character while balancing your own questionable ethics. With every decision, you shape the fate of others and your own, leading to multiple outlandish endings. From retrieving stolen hearts to misplacing your own during a high-stakes game of emotional poker, the line between heart and art becomes hilariously blurred.