Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you tried heart trading?

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In a world where emotions are traded as commodities, you are an Emotion Broker tasked with managing the feelings of various eccentric clients. Each client has a heart that corresponds to a specific emotional state—joy, sadness, anger, or nostalgia—that they need to navigate their bizarre lives. Your choices lead to intricate storylines where you negotiate, barter, and sometimes steal hearts to ensure your clients are emotionally intact, while also dodging the Heart Thieves and Corporate Joymongers trying to sabotage your business. The absurdity escalates as you juggle multiple crises, exposing the bitter ironies of love, loss, and longing in this satirical take on human emotion.