Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Step into a world where the line between life and death is just a punchline away. You play as a quirky heart-thief—either a literal heart-stealer or a metaphorical one. In various bizarre scenarios, you must claim the hearts of other characters by participating in absurd challenges that bend the rules of morality, love, and sanity. Navigate through the whimsical yet grim streets of New Alchemy, where everyone has a secret, and nothing is ever what it seems. Will you keep the hearts you steal, or return them for a chance at redemption? Your choices shape the narrative in unexpected ways, where humor collides with dark consequences. Choose wisely!