Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Set in a bizarre, alternate reality where hearts are literal currency, players take on the role of a heart broker in a chaotic metropolis. You navigate through a series of outlandish scenarios where you must barter, steal, or otherwise procure hearts from various characters—each with their own wild backstory and often laughable motivations. From dodging heart-hungry space pirates to negotiating with melodramatic poets, your decisions impact the economy of feelings and the fates of other beings. Will you become the wealthiest heart dealer, or will you find yourself heartbroken and shattered on the streets of this zany world?