Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you wake up in a bizarre world where the hearts of famous personalities have been stolen and replaced with ridiculous alternatives. Play as a lowly detective with a penchant for humor, navigating an absurd war between rival heart-thieves, each with their own eccentric motivations. Use your wit to interrogate quirky characters, solve puzzles, and uncover the identity of the mastermind behind this hilarious heist. Will you recover the hearts before the chaos ensues, or will you end up with a celebrity’s heart that makes you want to twerk?