Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If this heart is the wrong size, I’m not paying for alterations!

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In a dystopian future where emotions are traded like commodities, you play as Aiden, a disillusioned heart dealer who finds himself in a bureaucratic nightmare when a mix-up leaves him with the heart of a notorious criminal. As Aiden, you must navigate a web of absurdities, from negotiating with eccentric underground dealers to dodging a relentless emotion-stealing enforcer. Every decision shapes the narrative, revealing secrets, forging alliances, and possibly leading you to reclaim your own lost heart! The choices are irreverent, the stakes are high, and hilarity ensues as you confront the absurdity of valuing feelings while trying to save your skin.