In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as Riley, a witty but down-on-their-luck mortician who discovers a mysterious heart-shaped organ in their fridge one stormy night. As Riley, you must navigate a bizarre world where hearts can be switched, stolen, or given away like candy. Each choice you make leads you deeper into a mystery involving a cast of eccentric characters—from heartless thieves to lovesick ghosts—all vying for the heart's secret. Solve puzzles, uncover clues, and manage the chaos while keeping your sense of humor intact. Will you unravel the truth before the clock strikes a comedic catastrophe?