Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just remember: not all hearts are meant to be sold, some are just for show... or desperately beating for their ex!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where people trade hearts like commodities, you are a heart broker with a knack for solving heart-related mysteries. As you navigate through the bizarre black market of emotions, each case you take leads you deeper into a web of absurdity and dark secrets. With each heart you encounter, whether it's a love-struck teenager's first crush or a jaded killer's bitter regret, you must piece together clues, crack quirky puzzles, and outwit clients who may not have their best interests at heart. Your charm and cunning are your best tools in this interactive text adventure filled with witty dialogue and offbeat scenarios that will keep players on their toes.