Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I used to sell hearts, but now I’m just trying to find mine—preferably before it ends up in a smoothie.

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In a bizarre world where people can literally trade their hearts for experiences, you play as a washed-up former heart dealer who accidentally gets mixed up in a chaotic heist to reclaim stolen hearts from a group of eccentric thieves. Navigate through outrageous encounters, make morally ambiguous choices, and unravel the absurdities of love, identity, and the value we place on our hearts. With multiple paths and endings, each decision you make will lead you deeper into a heart-stopping conundrum or laugh-out-loud absurdity.