Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I didn't lose my heart; I just lent it out—it's a 'blood' thing.

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In a quirky universe where hearts can be borrowed, traded, or even lost in bizarre transactions, players take on the role of Max, a wisecracking heart merchant. Players navigate a series of ludicrous scenarios filled with eccentric characters, from a lovesick octopus to a melodramatic vampire, all while attempting to find the rightful owner of a mysteriously stolen heart. Using humor, charm, and rapid-fire dialogue choices, every decision will affect Max's standing in the Heart Market and reveal deeper truths about love, loss, and the absurdity of life.