Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world of heart deals, I just want to keep mine out of the auction!

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In a quirky, dystopian world where hearts can be bought, sold, and swapped, you play as Sam, a heart dealer who stumbles upon a black market operation in organ literalism. Every choice you make leads you deeper into a web of absurd characters, each with their bizarre heart desires—be it a beating organ with a knack for comedy, a crystal heart that tells the future, or a cold stone heart that yearns for warmth. Navigate through chaotic negotiations, absurd legal loopholes, and hilariously dark situations, all while trying to reclaim your own heart that you accidentally sold in a drunken bet. Your witty dialogues and unpredictable decisions shape the story and determine who ends up with whose heart.