Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

When life gives you lemons, trade them for someone else's heartbreak!

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In a dystopian future where emotions are commodified, you play as a 'Heart Dealer,' a rogue mercenary in a world without compassion. Your job is to extract, trade, and even forge hearts, each with its own quirks and emotional baggage. Navigate through the chaotic marketplace of feelings as you encounter clients ranging from lovelorn robots to jaded politicians. Choices you make not only influence your fate but also the emotional state of your clients, as you unlock secrets and create bizarre emotional connections. Humor and absurdity collide in this darkly comedic adventure as you face the moral implications of a world where heart and soul are just business transactions.