Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I always said my job was 'heart-stopping'—but this is ridiculous!

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In this twisted yet humorous interactive text-based adventure, you play as a cynical mortician named Morty, who unexpectedly finds himself tangled in a bizarre mystery involving a stolen heart that can bring back the dead. As nightly shenanigans unfold in your mortuary, you must interrogate a colorful cast of eccentric characters—from wacky ghostly clients to overly attached family members—all while managing your morbid clientele and the chaos of the undead cravings. Choose your dialogue wisely, as your choices will determine whom you trust and who’s actually out to get you! Can you navigate the darkness with humor, reclaim the heart, and solve the mystery before it's too late?