Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I had a heart, I'd be out of business! But you're not off the hook yet.

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In a world where people's hearts are literal commodities, you play as a heart dealer navigating the treacherous underground market of emotions. Each day, you bartered, traded, and sometimes stole hearts from unsuspecting citizens to create the ultimate blend of feelings for your wild clients—often with disastrous or hilariously absurd results. As you uncover dark conspiracies and hilarious misunderstandings, you must decide whose heart to keep, whose heart to sell, and who to help—or hinder—along your chaotic journey. Your decisions impact not only your fate but the fates of others in this twisted town where compassion is a luxury and love is for sale.