Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for my heart, but I’m staying for the chaos – who knew bureaucracy could be this outrageous?

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In a world where emotions are governed by strange heart-collecting bureaucracies, players take on the role of a quirky agitator named Jamie who has lost their heart during a chaotic government heart auction. Armed with a snarky attitude and an arsenal of bizarre contract negotiations, Jamie must traverse a peculiar metropolis where each district is ruled by people who embody different emotions. Engage in comedic dialogues, broker unusual deals, and the occasional absurd duel, as you attempt to reclaim your heart amidst a backdrop of hilarious political satire and dark humor. Each choice affects the emotions you collect, leading to wildly different endings and emotional revelations.