Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’d trade my heart for a better deal—but not for bad puns!

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In a dystopian future where emotions are traded in a black market, you play as a quirky heart broker who specializes in acquiring and selling hearts for emotional experiences. Each heart carries the memories and emotions of its past owner, leading to unexpected joys, traumas, and absurdities. Your job is to help clients exchange hearts while uncovering a conspiracy that threatens to erase emotions altogether. Navigate through bizarre scenarios, make choices that impact your character's own heart, and discover the true value of what it means to feel—while maintaining your sanity in a world where laughter is both a weapon and a shield.