Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I used to have a heart, but now I just collect the funny ones!

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In a quirky alternate universe where hearts can be physically exchanged, you play as an eccentric heart broker navigating a special market where emotions are traded like stocks. You are tasked with sourcing a perfect heart for a series of increasingly absurd clients, each with their own unique emotional baggage. From a lovesick werewolf to a jaded vampire looking for a 'thrill', every transaction has the potential for chaos and hilarity. You'll make choices that affect your relationships, emotional inventory, and the fate of your own heart. With clever dialogue options and unexpected consequences, your light-hearted journey will confront heavy themes like love, betrayal, and what it truly means to be human—all with a dash of dark humor.