Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Step into the flamboyant world of heart-thieving rogues and emotional con artists in this interactive text-based adventure. You play as a charismatic 'heart broker' who must navigate the tangled webs of human emotions and absurd circumstances to win back your reputation and reclaim your own lost heart. Choose your words carefully as you engage in witty repartees, navigate social dilemmas, and solve the comically chaotic predicaments of clients in need of a heart-renovation. Explore contrasting paths, from sincere declarations of love to absurd schemes, as every choice can lead you to heartbreak or triumph.