Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don't want your heart—just your bad decisions!

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In a quirky, off-beat world where personal identities are literally tied to the hearts people wear, you play as an up-and-coming 'Heart Broker.' Your job is to negotiate, trade, and occasionally steal hearts from clients who are looking for an upgrade, a replacement, or a new lease on love. As you navigate through various absurd scenarios, you'll encounter clients with eccentric personalities, absurd heart-related crises, and a rival broker bent on sabotaging your success. Choose your words wisely in humorous dialogue options and make decisions that affect the hearts (and fates) of others. Every choice leads to unpredictable twists, making it a thrilling ride through love, betrayal, and the quest for one's true self—all while trying to figure out where your own heart truly belongs.