Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I was going to sell my heart, but I think I’ll just give it away for free!

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Set in a quirky, dystopian future where people's hearts are a commodity controlled by a rogue corporation, players take on the role of Hartley, a jaded heart dealer navigating through absurd transactions and surreal encounters. As you haggle with eccentric clients, outsmart bounty hunters, and fend off the Heart Mafia, you must choose how to manipulate your own heartbeat to gain the upper hand. Will you save yourself, or sell your heart for a chance at love? With choices that lead to uproarious consequences and shocking revelations, each interaction brings you closer to understanding the value of your own life – heart included.