Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are whimsical artifacts that define personalities and abilities, you play as Alex, a charming but unlucky heart collector. During a chaotic festival, a mysterious thief steals your heart, which is one-of-a-kind and imbued with absurd powers. To get it back, you must navigate a series of bizarre scenarios involving unforgettable characters—like the heartless comedian who tells jokes so bad they steal life energy, or the rival collector who uses heart-themed pick-up lines to woo you into a trap. With choices aplenty, your witty dialogue will shape your fate. Will you reclaim your heart and uncover the thief's identity, or become the punchline of a larger cosmic joke?