Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'm no heart thief, just a collector of feelings... who happens to make a killing in punchlines!

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Step into the shoes of a comedian with the uncanny ability to steal hearts — literally! In a dystopian world where human emotions are currency, you must navigate the treacherous circuit of underground comedy clubs, emotional heists, and morally dubious allies. Use your wit and charm to extract feelings from unwilling audiences, but be careful—each heart you take alters the very fabric of the person it belongs to. Will you rise to stardom or become a wandering spirit doomed to forever crack jokes in the void?