Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

‘I’m just here for the love, and maybe to sell my own heart... anyone interested?’

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In a bizarre world where hearts are not just symbols of love but objects of commerce and exchange, players assume the role of a wannabe heart merchant. You navigate a quirky bazaar, juggling your morally ambiguous choices while trying to acquire the most sought-after hearts—from those of the lovelorn to the callous. As you interact with eccentric characters, including a cynical heart thief, a heartbroken poet, and a self-proclaimed 'Heart Whisperer', you’ll make decisions that lead to hilarious, unexpected outcomes. Will you sell your own heart for a 'premium' model? Or will you gamble on the black-market of emotions? Clear your schedule and get ready for a wickedly funny adventure!