Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

When life gives you hearts, make heart-ade—just watch out for the emotional hangovers!

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In a world where emotions are traded like stocks, you play as a down-on-their-luck Heart Broker. Your job? To negotiate emotional contracts, exchange hearts with a motley crew of clients, and navigate the absurdities of a society obsessed with feelings. With each transaction, you delve deeper into the heart's desires, facing quirky characters who are ready to barter everything from joy to despair. But beware! One wrong deal could leave you heartless—literally. Unravel the web of interpersonal relationships while competing against rival Brokers in a race for emotional supremacy, where the stakes are everything you hold dear... or don't. Can you emerge with your sentiment intact, or will you be left empty-hearted in this comedic exploration of humanity?