In a world where people's emotions and memories can be traded like commodities, you find yourself in an underground market for hearts—not just any hearts, but emotional cores that determine who a person truly is. As a newly minted 'Heart Dealer', you navigate a bizarre landscape filled with eccentric characters, including a melodramatic poet with a shattered heart, a lovable rogue who can’t remember his own identity, and a medical marvel with multiple stolen hearts. Each choice you make influences the fate of these characters and your own sanity as you unravel a conspiracy to control emotionality itself. Will you play along with the absurdity or find a way to reclaim your own heart? The journey is filled with ridiculous puns, unexpected plot twists, and moments where you’ll question the fabric of reality – and your own emotional state!