Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why trade a feeling of love when you can slap a guy for a heart of rage?

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In a quirky, dystopian world where emotions are currency, you play as Elliot, a failed poet turned 'heart dealer'. After accidentally acquiring the 'Heart of Empathy', a powerful source of understanding and compassion, you find yourself pursued by a group of underground agents who want to exploit its power for their nefarious plans. Navigate through a series of absurd scenarios including an existentialist poetry slam, a heart-bartering black market, and a chaotic carnival of feelings. Your choices shape the outcome of your adventure, allowing you to either sell hearts, hoard them, or go on a quest to return the Heart of Empathy to its rightful owner, all while maintaining your edgy sense of humor.