Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Turns out you can’t just ‘heart’ someone—sometimes, you have to steal it!

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Step into the shoes of a washed-up heart thief who accidentally becomes entangled in a bizarre underworld where heart-swapping is not just a metaphor. Players navigate the emotionally charged streets of a city where emotions have physical manifestations, and hearts are traded like illicit goods. As the protagonist, you must reclaim the stolen hearts of your failed relationships, confront eccentric characters with their own heart issues, and resolve a series of uproarious moral dilemmas. Select your dialogue and decisions carefully to navigate both the comedic and dark circumstances that arise, ultimately not just determining who gets their heart back, but what kind of person you want to be.