Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this twisted and hilarious text-based adventure, you play as a heartless detective in a quirky, dystopian city where emotions are the rarest commodity. After a heart heist leaves the city's beloved mayor bloodless, you must navigate a web of absurd characters—from a neurotic mime to a conspiracy-obsessed librarian—to recover the stolen hearts before the city plunges into chaos. Every choice you make can lead to unexpected outcomes, from forming dubious alliances to facing the wrath of heartless criminals. Will you find the heart of the matter, or just end up jumping through hoops of absurdity?